Balancing Act

Too sophisticated for the outer suburbs, too unsophisticated for the inner city.

Too nerdy for the cool kids, too cool for the nerdy kids.

Too introverted for the extroverts, too extroverted for the introverts, and too clever for people who don’t understand either of those words.

Too nice for the girls who want a bad boy, too bad for the girls who want a good guy.

Too liberal for conservatives, too conservative for the liberals, and too sane for the fringe parties.

All in all, I don’t really fit in with anyone.

Which is good, actually. Plenty of free time.