Wednesday 11 September 2013

Positive Reinforcement & Remembrance Correspondence



I got this memo from my lawyers.

“Congratulations on your continuous non-death in the past annual time division. May your future annual time divisions be numerous, and all marked with a statistically unlikely lack of major physical damage to your person, property and persons you have a bond with, be it emotionally, financially or social. May they also have an acceptably high level of positive emotional quantifiers, with said emotional quantifiers being shared about equally with those you are bonded with as previously indicated.”

… I think they just wished me Happy Birthday.

And charged me $120 for the privilege.

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