Wednesday 19 February 2014

Underwear Personality



I hadn’t seen Pete for several minutes, so I excused myself from the conversation and looked for him. I found him in one of the bedrooms, digging through drawers. And bras.

“The hell are you doing?” I whispered.

“Being a good wingman. See?”

He held up a black bra and matching panties.

“Black underwear means they totally put out.”

“No it doesn’t, you idiot. It just means they have black clothing. Red, that means they’re up for it, probably.”

“And what does this mean?” he asked, holding up a barely there leather strap outfit.

“That I’m in love.” I replied.

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