Monday 19 May 2014

The Uninteresting Monarchs



“Your clothes, Your Godship.”

The Grand High Emperor Vonalas, Ruler Of All Things rolled over and rubbed his eyes.

“Ah yes, that meeting with…”

“Princess Loxxon of the Forded People, Your Godship.”

 The Grand High Emperor Vonalas, Ruler Of All Things nodded.

“Ah yes, I knew I’d remember…”

The Grand High Emperor Vonalas, Ruler Of All Things paused, and then looked at his servant for the first time ever.

“Am I… Am I a good ruler? Speak truthfully.”

The servant tilted his head.

“Your Godship, you are… basically sane.

Thus, you’re the best ruler we’ve ever had.” the servant replied.

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