Friday 25 July 2014

Minutes From Post-Apocalypse



“First order of business-“

“Seriously, you’re gonna do this now?”

“First order of business-“

“No no no, I’m sorry, we’re up against an army of mutant freaks intent on wiping out all of humanity, and now’s the time for the weekly meeting?”

“I agree with Andrew.”

“Only because you’re in love. You were saying Boss?”

“Thank you. First order of business, supplies. I hate to be the bad guy here, but Victoria, you exceeded-“

“Hey, I’m pregnant! I’m eating for two!”

“Nevertheless-“

A mutant then crashed through the barricade, and all my multiple personalities shut up and got to work.

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