Wednesday 27 August 2014

Click Here To Block Everything



She was sort of a hipster, sort of a flower child, mostly in my way.

“Would you like-“

“No.”

“How do you know without hearing what it is?”

I stopped, sighed, and turned around.

“Look, here’s the thing. You’re basically a human pop up ad, all right? I’m just trying to go about my business and you want to sell me something, be it a product, a service, or more likely a cause. The fact that you have to sell it like this means I don’t want it.”

“I’m inviting people to the Free Love Festival.”

I cancelled my blocker.

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