Until Morale Improves

Once the comms had been cut off from the relay, tensions slowly began to rise on the base.

But the asteroid fracture, having all that ore lost, that was the last straw. The Boss deigned to call a group meeting in the mess, and proceeded to yell at all of us about how crap we were.

The morale officer then said he had ‘a foolproof 100 point plan’ to solve the problem. The Boss was pleased and said to implement it.

Point 1 was for the workers to beat up The Boss.

Points 2 to 100 were ‘Repeat Point 1’.