He was the last unhappy person on the planet.
Everyone else had finally realised that life was meant to be enjoyed. Once they were touched by the Truth Virus, everyone knew that they should just get naked and enjoy their bodies, and everyone else’s too.
Except that one guy. Every day he’d go looking for food, or water, or boring stuff like that. And every day, hands would grab at him, bodies would tease him, trying to get him to forget his worries and just enjoy life.
But he remained steadfast. After all, he could never cheat on his couch.