“Yee-Ha, You’ve Struck Gold Pardner!”
“Excuse me sir?”
“Wha?”
“Yee-Ha, You’ve Struck Gold Pardner!”
“Sir, my name is Gloria, and I’m-“
“Yee-Ha, You’ve Struck Gold Pardner!”
“The Floor Manager on duty.”
“So?”
“Yee-Ha, You’ve Struck Gold Pardner!”
“Please step away from the machine, sir.”
“Why?”
“Yee-Ha, You’ve Struck Gold Pardner!”
“We believe it’s developed a fault.”
“Because I’m on a hot streak?”
“Yee-Ha, You’ve Struck Gold Pardner!”
“Sir, twenty-seven mini jackpots-“
“Yee-Ha, You’ve Struck Gold Pardner!”
“Twenty-eight, that’s clearly a fault.”
“No, I’ll keep playing.”
“Yee-Ha, You’ve Struck Gold Pardner!”
“Very well, guards!”
“Better luck next time, pilgrim!”
“…
Dammit.”
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