Saturday 25 July 2015

Indecent Loot Drop



His parents hadn’t hired me because they hated their son, far from it. It’s just that he was so socially inept, they were worried that once they died, some floozy would come along and play him for all of his inherited money.

So I became his ‘friend’, and began to drag him from his multi-sided dice to meet people and, you know, gain actual social skills.

It was hard work, but I eventually got him to come with me to a bar. Hell, he even picked up a girl!

I had to lay it out like a ‘sidequest’, but still…

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