Wednesday 5 August 2015

The Three Rules Of Tian



In my fifteen years of running the Rangers Guild, plus my twenty-seven years actually working, I’ve seen a lot of weird creatures. A mage or witch gets drunk or possessed or whatever and decides that the world really needs a Slug Dragon, or a Swordshifter, or a creature that only eats people named Chris, or Kris, or Quiss or…

Anyway, the Three Rules, they’ve served me well.

One, do your fucking research.

Two, take out the prey’s senses, one by one.

And three, get a title like Guildmaster so you no longer need a name like Chris, or Kris, or…

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