Don’t you dare tell me to ‘loosen up’ and ‘have some fun’ just because it’s Halloween!
Sure, to you it’s all fun and games, but this holiday is very painful to me. I’m sure you’d find it so richly ironic and funny, but on Halloween, my family was attacked by some psycho in a hockey mask brandishing as chainsaw. Cut them up, limbs and blood and gore all over the house. If I wasn’t here, I wouldn’t have survived.
Seriously, I was here all night. The police will call any moment now, and you’ll tell them I was here, right?