MPDG

It wasn’t really like what you see in the movies. Sure, when I ran into Moonbeam Princess Dreamer Gypsy I literally ran into her. She jumped out of a window and we collided. But movies don’t include the broken arm. I guess that’s why she declared she’d stick with me. I mean, I’m an accountant, she was a ‘conceptual artist’, whatever that means. After a few weeks, I did notice a change in personality, but I didn’t want to speak up. After a few months, she proposed marriage. Complete with tax avoidance arguments and spreadsheets. I guess people can change…

(To hear an Audio version of this Drabble, as performed by comic book writer Greg Pak, click right here!)